My frisky ponies, I am the kind of guy I’ve started to realize who doesn’t really want to Learn new things. I don’t want to do my research and development. But this is this is a bad thing This is like the definition of insanity. I keep doing the same thing over and over expecting a different result No more Specifically I’m looking at the dating world the dating arena the dating meat-grinder And what I’m realizing is I’ve never done my proper research into potential mates. We like Myers-briggs here, right and personality typing so this is where I’ve got to go now. Everyone says the infj my type the best partner or whatever is the ENFP Is this true, I’ve got to do some research. I’ve got to look into it for myself I’ve got to do some investigative journalism the best way to do this is to turn to the Internet and Specifically tumblr, I’m gonna learn a thing or two. I need to figure out is this gonna work? Should I even waste my time? I need I need to know what is an ENFP girlfriend all about we might have to do every type we might get through all 16 types and I’ll realize oh I think my best option is to just Let’s just forget about it. Let’s just forget I said anything. I’m almost at that point So here it is here the ENFP girlfriend this was created by the talented Holly Haze So, let’s see. What an ENFP girlfriend is all about. Let’s see if this is gonna be suitable for me Maybe I’ll take some of these things and put it in my next dating profile. And you know, I’m looking for this if If I “F” with this, but maybe I won’t you know, I hate not being the center of your attention anon So an ENFP girlfriend is gonna want to be the center of your attention This so this is not off to a rip-roaring start, but we’ll see maybe it gets better from there I don’t I I I’m not sure I can deal with someone who needs to be the center of attention The other thing is this is authoritative. I mean, this is it’s from the internet. So it’s got to be true, correct? All right. Number two. I was bored yesterday. So I cheated on you This is going well. I think this is looking more and more like my ideal match. Hey anon I just wanted to check in and make sure you were doing all right Cute smiley face now, this is wholesome. I like this. This is what I’m looking for in a potential GF Just checking in to see if I’m alright. The answer is usually gonna be no, but thanks for checking in Don’t tell me what to do And I like how she hits don’t I can just imagine this pink haired girl screaming at me check her out here She’s got the pink hair So, you know, she’s a little bit alternative but not only that she has the unicorn horn sticking out of her head That’s even more special and I’d like special people Anon won’t you come cuddle me to squeeze out the existential angst, you know in my dating life. I have dated people who had existential angst and people who didn’t and I can tell you that it’s a bit more fun to be with the people who don’t but There’s a danger and the people who do and that’s attractive in its own way. So it’s sort of like You give it’s a give and take I wonder if the ENFP girlfriend would care about ad reads in the middle of a video because I’ve got to tell you really quick about Society6 and the phone cases that they’ve got on sale today check them out. They look really good Check check these out right over here next to me somewhere I don’t know link is in the description and if YouTube wants to show an ad they can do it right here Next we have hyper All caps very large and very pixelated to emphasize How hot the hyperness is not hot in terms of attractiveness But just like literal temperature if we were to if there was a meter for the hyperness It’s breaking the needle off it’s okay to have feelings. You know, usually girls tell me it’s not okay to have feelings Please stop good grades aren’t even that important. Anyway, I know right Is the kind of girl I want who knows what’s important what isn’t important passing school? It’s not a big deal But the important thing is you learned something right? Am I right you learned in the school of hard knocks at the very least What did you mean when you said that I should learn how to think for myself instead of just mindlessly rebelling against the crowd? Do enfps do that? Do they just they mindless? Yeah, they do. They just mindlessly, they’re like everyone’s doing that I’m doing the opposite. I hate the stupid unicorn stereotype, but if I could clone one I would showing a little bit of industriousness as well that you want a Clone a unicorn but what would you do with two unicorns? I’m not sure Start a unicorn ride company. So the ENFP girlfriend laughs at her own jokes Well, she’ll get along well with me because I’ve been known to do that occasionally… from time to time. Smiles while low-key manipulating you. All right. All right. That sounds good That sounds like someone I want to spend a lot of time with I haven’t shaved my armpits in two years So when it comes to women and armpit hair my opinion might be a little bit Never mind, let’s just pretend I didn’t say anything. Okay. Let’s just move moving on. I wrote a song. Can I read it to you? Happy face. I wrote a song can I read it to you? You know, this is looking less and less appealing as I go on and of course, this is all Extremely true everything in here. Yeah I know I said I was gonna finish that project but that was before I discovered this one It appears that ENFP girls don’t have a ton of stick-to-itiveness. I know what I said, but that was yesterday They live from day to day what they said yesterday Not so important. I’m not sure if that is Something that I’m gonna love or hate. Let’s meet I have an idea less than three If I can’t get attention from you then I’ll get it from your best friend Well, haha joke’s on you buddy, because I don’t have a best friend Okay, I know that the test said ENFP, but I really can’t decide whether I’m that or an INFP actually Is it possible to be an I ENFP? Hahaha, it’s probably because I’m so different. Maybe they should study me. Haha I also really think I’m more rational than a feeler is so ENTP really fits. Me too I also identify with the INFJ description. And by the way, what’s the difference between ESFP and ENFP? Anyway, it says here that ENFJs are happy. And so am I But I really think that I’m like on the barrier between E and I and J and P. So I really could be anything Yeah, not all ENFPs are sweet and happy we have a dark side too you know Saying that with pink hair and a purple dress. By the way, did I tell you I’m moving to Guam next week? Because they’re impulsive they just do stuff without thinking of the consequences stuff like moved to Guam The U.S. Territory, well, I don’t know guys after all that I’m really not sure that an ENFP girlfriend is right for me I think I’ve got to look at some other ones to figure it out. Let me know in the comments What you thinking about this if I’ve got any ENFPs there tell me? How true this is. Is it a little true very true completely true. I need to know my frisky ponies. Thanks so much for watching smash like on this video if you liked it if this video gets three likes I might do another video like this. No one likes it also Saturday which is tomorrow at 3 p.m. Eastern Time. I’m gonna be doing a live stream Make sure you tune in to see what I’m doing. It’ll be something interesting. I promise you til next time Stay cool and attractive!