What’s up Queens, so I was looking through my videos and um I realized something. You guys have no idea who I am like who gave this passive-aggressive? Teenage grandma a camera and decided that it was a good idea. Hopefully this will answer some of your questions. Also, I painted my room pink. I’m still working on that redecorating room video because my room isn’t quite finished So stay tuned for that. I’m really tired. Okay, let’s just get right into this video. Where are you from? I was born in Brazil. I don’t even remember anything from it Like I was born there and then a year later we moved to Canada so. Are your grandparents still married? I think so. That’s a weird question why is this on here oK Okay, what would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender? Jesus. What is your biggest fear? I’m scared of the dark. I have trypophobia. spiders. I hate spiders What is your eye color my eyes, they look like poopy brown color, but they’re actually kind of hazel What is your favorite color? Pink! What is your favorite food now, that is a hard one I’m going to say that anything with cheese on it is really great. I’m a firm believer that Anything can be made into good food as long as you put cheese on it I guess if you’re vegan, you’re kind of screwed, but that’s okay. What is your favorite music genre? I’ve already told you guys this but I love indie music when I was in like grade seven I was really into pop music. It was weird. It was cringe, you know, like I loved Calvin Harris I mean nothing wrong with Calvin Harris, but And then I discovered indie music and more specifically I discovered Tame Impala and I realized what I’ve been missing What is your favorite physical activity? I run and swim a lot and I have for like pretty much my entire life whenever I stay away from physical Activity for too long I start to freak out I blame my parents. Anyways, what is your favorite snack? Salted macadamia nuts. What is your favorite song? That one is a hard one second. At the moment, it’s probably Greyhound by Calpurnia Going to Seattle Oh I’ve really messed up the lyrics well Okay, that’s enough of that I’m cold. What is your favorite time of the day? 5:00 a.m I don’t know why but I get the most stuff done at 5:00 a.m. What is your favorite type of clothing? crew neck shirts. Those are comfortable very what is your favorite subject in high school? Well, I’m currently going into grade 12 and Anything science related. I’m okay with what was your least favorite subject in high school? Ha! That’s an easy one English. I hate English. It just brings down my average so much Like I don’t understand I like writing, I like writing stories, but I hate like analyzing texts and stuff like that I couldn’t care less what Shakespeare meant when he wrote Othello well, you know, it’s a story you’re gonna read it You’re gonna appreciate it. And that’s where it ends. You don’t need to like psychoanalyze or agh god Sorry, I kind of got a bit heated there. Are you scared of heights? 1,000%. Are you high maintenance? No, not really Honestly, I just wake up looking like a fart every day, and I’m okay with it Are you a dog person or a cat person? Dog person. What aspect of your life needs tremendous improvement all my social skills need tremendous improvement. I’m scared to talk to people in public and I don’t know why this works for me like just talking to a camera When you start out a YouTube video it’s kind of like what am I doing? Like I feel like I’m talking to just a brick, you know But then I don’t know what happens just like you get into that groove. This isn’t even answering the question anymore. Okay? What is the first person you call when something exciting happens? My mom. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows? Hell yeah, can you whistle (wheezy attempt) No, do you sleep with the lights on or off? Okay as much as I’d like to I have to sleep with the lights off I’ve already said this in this video, but I hate the dark so if it was up to me I’d definitely be sleeping with the lights on. Do you prefer kissing or cuddling? That’s a gross question and I’m not gonna answer it Do you have a tattoo? No, and I’m never gonna get one mostly because of the pain. I’m really bad with pain I took a blood test. Once. The doctor told me 6 months in advance that he wanted me to take a blood test the six months leading up to the Blood test the worst six months of my life. It was a disaster It was terrible and when I actually went to go take the blood test, you know that trick where you like if something painful happen when you bite your finger? So I like the pain kind of distracts you? I bit my finger So hard during my blood test that it almost fell off It was purple and like the bite marks were bruised for the next like two days and after my blood tests I cried How was that? Why? Okay, whatever next question. Do you have any birthmarks? If so, where? I have one of my lower back. I’m not showing it to you you’re so I’m sorry, but that’s just not happening. Do you have pets? No, and I want one. I want a dog so bad Like I’ve literally been asking for a dog since I was 2 years old because I’m an only child and like I need friends you know? Who was your first boyfriend or girlfriend? I’ve never had a boyfriend! Yeah! Who was your first celebrity crush? Well I’ve never really told any- me! I don’t usually talk about this But I’ve never found an actor really that attractive I already said that Zac Efron is just no he’s not hot and I don’t know why people think he’s hot. The Dolan twins, no, and I’m sorry nothing personal against them just like your face is not pretty. Yeah, I don’t really have a celebrity crush. What is your star sign? I’m a cancer And the funny thing is I’m one day away from being a Gemini My birthday is June 21st, and the Gemini it goes until like June 20th or something So yeah, I’m one day away from not being a cancer. I just love my life What scares you about aging? Back pain. Have you ever suffered a fracture? Yes. I broke my elbow and I think I was like four years old, okay This is how it happened and it’s kind of complicated We have the window and then we have the sofa and I was trying to prop myself up Between the window and the sofa so I was kind of like pushing myself up against the two frames But then I fell and I fell on my elbow and I just kind of laid there and apparently my parents told me that I turned Really pale and i layed down on the sofa And I just didn’t say anything and then my dad saw my elbow and the bone was sticking out and then ensued a frantic drive to the hospital and Surgery, which this is another part of this great. Fiasco. I woke up during my surgery. Yes. Yes, I did I don’t remember the pain, but I do remember waking up and seeing six masked faces. Just staring at me So that was pretty interesting. Have you ever taken self defense lessons? I want to and I’m convincing my mom to do it with me because I feel like that would be super fun but uh, no unfortunately As soon as I move out though. Yes, I will be taking self-defense lessons. Guess what? My phone just died. So that was really cool and fresh and fun. What is under your bed? Narnia. What is on the walls of the room you’re in? At the moment, there’s nothing because well, I just redid my entire room So I have to figure out what mural I’m gonna paint. I’m thinking about doing like a cherry blossom moment to match the pink walls, but we’ll see where that goes. It’ll definitely be a video. What is one guilty pleasure you enjoy too much to give up “Say Yes to the Dress”. I’m not that into fashion But I have to say I love “Say Yes to the Dress” Because one I get to judge the grooms I’ve never seen one groom that was actually attractive on that TV show and two – I love Pnina Tornai all of her dresses are just like what? like how? There’s just so much sparkle, you know, and I love sparkles, so. What is something you’re gifted at? I’m good at walking into clothing stores and Discouraging the salespeople from coming up to me and giving me the whole spiel on their deals of the day and the sales and clearance This clearance that. Yeah, I just give them a death stare and they don’t even come talk to me. So it’s a talent What is one item you can’t leave home without? Aveeno baby lotion. I know it sounds weird. But just trust me Okay this stuff it’s amazing. It’s actually the best thing ever invented Like I use it as chapstick. It’s not chapstick It’s body lotion, but I use it as chapstick and my lips are always plumped, so. That sounded really weird I’m sorry. If you’re using Vaseline, you need help. What time do you usually get up in the morning? If I’m going for a swim, I have to wake up at like 5:00 a.m Because I want to get it out of the way in the morning and then just have a whole day to relax. But if it’s a regular day I’ll wake up at like 8:00 a.m. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning? Yes. Well, okay I’ll remember like one snippet and then throughout the day, I’ll just feel like wait, why was that happening? Like, why was Michael Jackson in my dream and then later on you’ll be like, oh, he was cooking dinner for me So, and then it’s like yeah, that’s kind of my life. It’s just utter madness What is the first book you remember reading? “The Little Prince.” I think. What is the last book you read? “Brave New World” by Aldous Huxley was amazing I highly recommend reading it. The ending just like completely took me by surprise I think what fascinated me the most was that it was written in the 1950s and reading it now is even like, wow this I can see this being written now in 2018 it’s a very hard book to read. It’s quite short It’s like just under 200 pages, but I still like highly recommend reading it. What position do you sleep in? I sleep on my back and I have to be completely tucked in like a burrito I literally wrap myself up like a mummy. Halfway through the night I’ll wake up sweating. If the bed sheets are not completely like suffocating me I just won’t fall asleep. On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the highest one being the lowest, Rate your fashion sense. Mine is a solid one. Like, there’s just nothing really to it I will have like a point where I was really into clothes But that kind of went as fast as it came, and I’m back to wearing sweatpants every day, So. What animals scare you most? Fish. I hate fish. Those deep sea fish. Oh my god, like I can’t I can’t the teeth, and everything. No, sharks too – I’m gonna get emotional I hate sharks so much. Like, if I dip my feet in the ocean I’m already scared that like a shark is gonna jump up and bite my head off What is something most people don’t know about you? I slept in my mom’s room until I was 12 years old. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight what would you buy? A mountain. A thousand percent I’d buy mountain and build a house at the top of that mountain and just never leave that house. Yay. Do you have a middle name? Yes, I do actually. My middle name is Campos. And my last name is Ceddia. No one really knows how to pronounce it. Everyone always gets it wrong. It’s usually along the lines of “Chanya”, “Kidaya”, or “Kead” So, um, it’s Joana Campos Ceddia. But again, just call me Joana or Joe or Jay, whatever the hell you want Okay, so I think you’ve answered like, fifty thousand questions. So yeah, I think this video is gonna end here Yummy, um, if you liked it, you know what to do, leave a dislike, and leave lots of hate comments. So um, yeah, ow I hit my head. Why can I not do one thing correctly? Okay. See you

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  1. "if you're using Vaseline, you need help"
    cut to me immediately darting my eyes to the vaseline tub next to my laptop

  2. how the fuck did i waste 11 minutes of my time watching some teenage grandma talking about herself in bed in a single frame shot.

  3. Same I like writing and reading but I hate analyzing. I would like to meet you. We can both judge the grooms on Say Yes To The Dress.

    Your literally the best person ever Joana ??

  4. Oh woah, just realized it's almost the 1 year anniversary of this video and holy global, 23 subs to now 2.3 million within a year, I wish I could have a channel as huge as yours one day!!!

  5. 1:07 what about garlic pizza??? Hmmm how u gonna answer that John Avacadoisyourmiddlenamenowwhetheryoulikeitornot Cena

  6. How do you do these videos are so good I'm a big fan of you Joanna what in the world has happened to you how do you do all these great videos I don't know but how can you please tell us please please tell us

  7. "I'm not very high maintenance… I just wake up looking like a fart everyday and I'm okay with it"

    … I don't think I've ever related to something more.

  8. ever video ooooooooooooooo i click on mentions the lord and savior the one and only michaeeel jackson and im not complaining

  9. joana is the exact girl my mom wanted me to be but i never was

    – she’s smart
    – she’s in shape
    – she’s social
    – she’s funny
    – she has friends
    – she’s healthy
    – she does sports
    – she’s really pretty
    – she’s a great artist
    – she’s motivated
    – she. is. amazing.

  10. I'm waiting for Joana to realize that she is a lesbian because she doesn't seem to find any men attractive lol

  11. OMG!! We are SO similar. I hate sharks I’m scared a shark is going to kill me slept in parents room til 12 and I also HATE blood test I get mad at my doctor when I have to do one. love ❤️ ?you and your vids

  12. There is literally no comparison with Emma chamberlain . I dead ass can not get through half a video from Emma she is fuccn cringe AF and I have been binge watching John Cenas videos for the past hour.??‍♀️

  13. I’m glad you mentioned Great New World bc I was assigned that book for summer reading and wasn’t going to read it but now I will

  14. John Cena: if u put cheese on anything, it’ll be good food

    Me: what abt bricks

    John Cena:

    Me: I’d eat it

    John Cena: as long as it’s not tomatoes

    Me: 😀

  15. Hello, this may sound strange, but I uploaded a video to introduce me that didn't exactly introduce me. Can you support me? I'm not forcing you, but I don't need bad support, I need good support. ???

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