Jenny Slate Once Faked a Mysterious Illness

Jenny Slate Once Faked a Mysterious Illness


>>James: JENNY, DID YOU GET
UP TO MANY SHENANIGANS AS A KID.>>I’M PRETTY GOOD. I THINK I’M KIND OF, NOT LIKE A
BAD MOUTH. I’M THE MIDDLE CHILD AND AS A
PERSON I NEED A LOT OF ATTENTION. THAT’S WHY I’M SITTING HERE. AND I READ THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY
CALLED BOY, THAT– THE AUTHOR WROTE ABOUT HIS CHILDHOOD AND HE
WROTE ABOUT FAKING APPENDICITIS AND THERE WAS ONE DAY I WAS
GOING TO THE DOCTOR FOR A CHECKUP CHECKUP AND NOT FEELING
LIKE I WAS GETTING ANY ATTENTION. I SORT OF FELT IT OUT FOR A
SECOND. AND I WAS LIKE, AND THEY WERE
LIKE WHAT’S WRONG. AND I’M LIKE, AM I DOING THIS, I
I’M DOING IT I HAVE A PAIN ON MY RIGHT SIDE. AND THEY WERE LIKE WHAT DOES IT
FEEL LIKE. AND I JUST SAID WHAT I READ IN
THE BOOK. AND I JUST THOUGHT EVERYBODY
WOULD BE LIKE OH MY GOD, WE HAVE TO GET NINTENDO, WE HAVE– KNOW,
OH MY GOD, YOU NEED THE BARBY VAN, POOR YOU, YOU HAVE TO GET A
LAND LINE IN YOUR ROOM, INSTEAD WE ARE LIKE SHE HAS
APPENDICITIS, CALL THE AMBULANCE RIGHT NOW. THEN I WAS LIKE EVEN MORE
EXCITED BECAUSE EVERYONE IS LIKE JENNY! , EVERYONE IS SAYING MY NAME,
LINE– JENNY, JENNY, OH MY GOD, LOOK HOW SCARED THEY ARE OF
LOSING ME. I’M SO PRECIOUS. BUT THEN WE WENT TO THE HOSPITAL
AND THERE WASN’T ANYTHING WRONG WITH ME. BUT THEY KEPT TRYING TO FIND
OUT. AND LIKE IT WAS– I KEPT TRYING
TO MOVE IT, LIKE INTO MY STOMACH BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID I WAS GOING
TO GET AN OPERATION. AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED IS IS
THAT JUST A LOT OF PEOPLE TRIED TO SEE WHAT, THEY JUST ALL
LOOKED UP MY BUTT FOR DAYS. TRIED TO GET ALL THE POOP OUT OF
ME. EVERYONE IS LOOKING UP THERE.>>DID YOU EVER CONFESS.>>I DID, ACTUALLY, I FAKED
THAT, AND THEY WERE LIKE YOU DIDN’T.>>I DID, YOU FAKED IT, NO, JEN,
YOU WERE REALLY SICK.>>YEAH.>>OH MY GOD, THAT IS I GREAT
LESSON FOR ALL OF YOU.>>THAT’S RIGHT.>>UNLESS YOU LOVE ENEMAS.

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  1. The one time that my dad let me get away with faking sick on a school day, was a day that it was so cold, the car wouldn't start. I had to keep pretending ALL DAY.

  2. I don't know about you guys…but she kinda strikes me as someone who would fake stories just to sound cool. Kinda try hard. Like that nerdy wannabe hipster chick.

  3. As soon as I saw Jenny Slates face in the thumbnail I read "Jenny Slate Once Faked (my brain inserted) an Orgasm". My mind disgusts me sometimes.

  4. Damn there's some salty captain america fans in this comments section lmaooo
    yall know he's balding right? & he ain't that pretty either ???

  5. like… then i was like… like … like like….. but then like …. until he like… and i'm like… so i was like…. but pretty much like… because like… like… like like… like… lol then like…. like like like………..

  6. I think she needs to so a doctor about her physiological issues because faking and illness for attention or sympathy is a psychiatric disorder called Munchausen.

  7. la verdad es que es muy linda esta tipa… ni modo.. yo quiero a tu hombre como muchas! xD gracias por dejarte con el "rumores"…

  8. This girl has said so many disgusting and ignorant things. I'm honestly surprised she still has a job, and shocked someone as mature like Chris Evans is dating her.

  9. if there was any doubt that this girl has histrionic personality, a sick need of attention, this story just confirms it

  10. I dont know where she is from but Every interview I watch of hers makes me love her because of how funny she is hahahaa!!

  11. 1:11 omg I was wondering why this was so funny then I realized she plays Tammy and this sounds exactly like something she would say on Bob's Burgers

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