Newborn thot

Newborn thot

Doctor, come in here! Something strange is going on. My wife is going into labor! *the door engages in the activity of allowing passage into the room, otherwise known as opening* Well, what seems to be the problem? *the child is born* Oh, the miracle of childbirth! It’s a girl. Yay! What a surprise. She…

Thirst man

Thirst man

(creaking noise as the parent bends over) Parent: My child, I must tell you the story of Thirst Man (cue intense music) Parent: He was very thirsty. He drunk all liquids, all rivers, streams, lakes and ponds. as well as the oceans and seas. Parent: But he still thirsted. Parent: He then drunk all the…

Pewdiepie vs T-series in a nutshell

Pewdiepie vs T-series in a nutshell

Buy my chair. Yeah, alright time to make some original content. Bark-bark. I said bark-bark. Bark-bark someone is at the door. Okay, what is this all about! *swish swish* Oh look, a free lasagna! *cronch* Bark-bark, don’t eat that! W̸̖̣̻̗͍̦̆̀̉̔͋̆̀͆͘͝ ̶̛̖͕͛̀̍͛̂̀̈̕̚͝Ḣ̷̰̣̤̄̈͆̍̇̾̊͒̕̚͝ ̶̡̛̛̜̽̌̑́̌̔̋́̋Y̴̨̟̲̰̱̹͚̫̙̥͖̖̳͕̐͒͋̑̍̍̍́́̍̋͛ That is not just any lasagna Felix, that’s bitch lasagna! top 10 eating…

Do you like these shoes

Do you like these shoes

*scary clomping noise* Do you like these shoes? No.>:[ *swipe noise* Do you like these shoes? No>:[ *Yet another swipe noise* Okay, sweetie. Do you like these shoes, sweetie? They’re nice, I guess.>:] Okay, sweetie, why don’t you put them in your mouth. What? (Nani) Come on sweetie. Be a good girl now, do as…