Top 10 Unusual Prisons

Top 10 Unusual Prisons


Going to prison’s kinda like playing the
lottery. Rob a 7-11 in one city and you’ll spend
your incarceration time like everyone else: working out in the yard and avoiding the showers
as much as possible. But rob it in another and you’ll be sentenced
to ten years of mind-bending insanity. See, sometimes prison is weird. Like, really weird. Here are ten of the weirdest places to do
time. 10. The ‘Holiday Prison’ (Norway) If you’re going to do time, for the love
of God do it in Bastoy. With almost no security and ample leisure
facilities, you’d be forgiven for thinking this remote Norwegian prison was a holiday
centre. But you’d be wrong: Bastoy houses murderers,
rapists and all sorts of nasty-ass people you don’t want to imagine having a good
time. Yet rooms come complete with writing desks
and flat-screen TVs; the windows are bar less; and professional cookery courses are available
in the ‘prison’ kitchens. Huh. Justice in Norway sure seems to lack – how
shall we put this – justice. To be fair, there’s a lot of reasoning behind
this. Bastoy is reserved for bad dudes who are showing
promise with rehabilitation. The idea is to bring them here and give them
responsibilities that will ease them back into the real world. And part of that involves them looking after
baby cows. You read that right: in Norway, killers are
given adorable animals to look after. Weirdest of all: it really works. Bastoy has the lowest reoffending rate in
the whole of Europe. 9. The ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Prison (Rwanda) Remember the prison Bane chucked Batman in
halfway through Dark Knight Rises; the one that was basically hell on Earth? Well, meet its real-life equivalent. Gitarama City Prison in Rwanda is little more
than a dusty hole in the ground. Unfortunately, that hole is currently filled
to over 20 times its intended capacity. The result has been all sorts of indescribable
misery. Mass infections routinely break out and starvation
is not uncommon. There have even been reports of inmates cannibalising
each other to stay alive – and that’s before we move on to the general conditions:
standing room only, human waste covering on the floor and inmates limbs actively decaying
on their bodies. If there’s one place on Earth you don’t
want to be, it’s here. 8. The Custom-Built Prison (Pitcairn Islands) The Pitcairn Islands are an infinitely remote
chain of islands in the empty wastes of the Pacific, inhabited by as few as 60 people. In 2004, it was revealed that one in ten of
the islanders had been engaging in some seriously unpleasant activities with underage girls
– and justice immediately realized it was stuck. See, Pitcairn doesn’t really have a judiciary. The inhabitants are descendants of the Bounty
mutineers, and no-one was sure whose jurisdiction the islands came under. Eventually Britain stepped up and agreed to
prosecute, at which point it became apparent that Pitcairn had nothing resembling a prison
and they’d have to build one. So in 2006, the UK flew out a bunch of contractors
and jailers – who then had to build a prison from scratch, incarcerate ten percent of the
islanders and then guard them until they were released a few years later. Currently the islanders plan to turn the now-empty
prison into a café or boat club, a move which kinda seems to lack foresight. 7. The Prison with its own Golf Course Louisiana State Penitentiary is, by and large,
an unremarkable place to serve time. It’s violent, has the chair and the history
is brutal. However, it also manages to chuck something
the inmates’ way that most prisons would never dream of: a freakin’ golf course. No joke: LSP is probably the only maximum
security prison on Earth with a custom-built golf course, and that’s not all inmates
get. The building has its own radio station, printing
press, TV studio and airstrip. Basically, it’s like a goddamn fully-functioning
city, only one absolutely crawling with violent criminals. In other words, it’s sort of like future
New York in Escape from New York. Only with more golf. 6. The Prison with its own Mental Disorder Imagine a prison so inhuman, so psychologically
brutal in its treatment of prisoners that it has its own syndrome named after it. Now, where do you think such a disturbing
place could possibly exist? Somewhere like Russia? Syria? Iraq? Try the United States. Pelican Bay State Prison is notorious for
its solitary confinement section (SHU) – where prisoners are denied contact for 22 hours
a day, kept under fluorescent lights away from the sun and only exposed to exercise
once a week. The results, as you might expect, aren’t
pretty. Prisoners often suffer from SHU-syndrome;
a condition that’s said to resemble PTSD – which you might recognize as something
usually found in combat veterans and survivors of disasters. So remember kids: if you’re gonna get illegally
drunk and steal a traffic cone, just make sure you’re not in Pelican Bay’s jurisdiction
when you do so. 5. The ‘Two-Man’ Prison Sark is a tiny island between the UK and France. The population is less than 600 and it was
the last place in Europe to drop the feudal system in favor of democracy – ushering
in elections for the first time in 2008. And it has exactly the sort of weird, eccentric
prison you’d expect from a semi-empty British outpost stuck in the past. For one thing, it looks like a public toilet. For another, it’s tiny – as in microscopic;
as in comedy-prison size. The one place on the island to put drunks
and it’s only capable of holding a maximum of two people. That officially makes it both the world’s
smallest and stupidest prison. Congratulations, Sark. 4. The ‘Hilariously Corrupt’ Mexican Prisons Mexican prisons are notorious for their overcrowding
and brutality. However, that’s only one side of the story. The other is that Mexicans have the most-comfortable
prisons on Earth, thanks to the often-hilarious levels of corruption afflicting the system. In July 2011, officials discovered a secret
lottery being run among prisoners in Sonora State to ‘win’ a luxury cell with its
own fridge, TV, DVD player and air conditioner. As bizarre as this is, it has nothing on what
a surprise inspection uncovered in an Acapulco prison. According to the BBC, officials unearthed
(and we quote): “100 plasma televisions, 19 prostitutes, 2 sacks of marijuana and 100
cockerels for cockfighting.” 3. The Naked Prison There’s nothing funny about an enforced
stint in Chikurubi Prison – Robert Mugabe’s notorious hell-hole on the outskirts of Harare. Here, disease, filth and violence are endemic;
the temperature often drops as low as zero degrees and prisoners have been known to suffer
up to two years without sunlight. However, none of that compares to the strangest
aspect of all: new prisoners are often required to spend over a year completely naked. Seriously: Kevin Woods, Michael Smith and
Philip Conjwayo were incarcerated in 1988. For the first eighteen months, they were forced
to do everything butt-naked. Even when the temperature dropped below freezing
they were denied blankets or even a rag to wrap themselves in. How or why they eventually got clothes is
a mystery, but if there’s anything worse than spending one and a half years naked in
a violent African jail, we’ve yet to hear it. 2. The ‘Glory Hole’ Prison Like most African prisons, Mpimba Prison in
Burundi is an unpleasant place. People are detained there indefinitely, children
are born and die between its walls and abuse and harassment are terrifyingly common. In the middle of all this decadence sits one
of the strangest barriers in existence. Originally designed to keep the male and female
prisoners separate, the wall running through the middle of the prison has since been cut
full of holes. The idea is that the prisoners line up either
side and – how shall we say this – release their tension through the wall. The outcome is a disturbingly-high rate of
pregnancy among the female population. Yet guards do nothing to discourage the practice,
even using the wall themselves sometimes. So yeah: it’s a functioning glory hole,
right there in the middle of one of the most-overcrowded prisons in existence. 1. The Pirate Paradise The Republic of Seychelles is one of the smallest
nations on Earth, a tiny island paradise off the coast of Africa. Most of its money comes from tourism, as Russian
oligarchs and powerful stockbrokers’ fork out up to $4,500 a night to stay in the island’s
villas. However, the republic is also home to a special
‘pirate prison’ built exclusively to detain Somali pirates. In banana groves and on benches, some of the
world’s most-violent hijackers spend their day’s idly sunbathing and awaiting trial. According to one BBC correspondent who visited,
the place is basically a paradise – with the captured Somali’s getting a free extended
vacation on an island most of us can’t even afford to think of visiting. So there you have it: if you want to spend
three months lounging around in one of the most-beautiful places on Earth, all you gotta
do is become a
pirate first.

59 comments / Add your comment below

  1. 22 hours of solitary confinement sounds like a wonderful vacation of course ruined by the 2 hours of human interaction.

  2. I really love that you kick off your videos right away and don't unnecessarily stretch them past the 10 minute mark, like some other channels. Just saying.

  3. Bastoy wasn't always that nice though. I'd recommend the film King of Devil's Island if anyone wants to know why not

  4. I got to stay in the Seychelles for 5 days and it is truly amazing. It may be the most beautiful place on earth. If you ever get a chance to go…. do it!

  5. I'm from the UK but i am pretty sure that the SHU (Special Housing Unit) is a term used in many US prisons for solitary. If there's a syndrome named after that then why would it only apply to inmates at Pelican Bay?

  6. Those Mexican prisons sound very like the Debtor's prisons of yesteryear. It just depended on how much money you could bring in to bribe prison staff. Some did buy their way out of course :0)

  7. Re: #5: That is the smallest official prison. However, there is one unofficial prison that's even smaller. There is a small unincorporated town in Texas whose population is around 40 people. The prison there is an old telephone booth from the 1970's that the town converted into its prison by surrounding it with chicken wire. It holds only one person.

  8. Temperatures below freezing in Harare? That's in the tropics and the minimum temperature in July (the coldest month) is 6,3°C or 43°F

  9. There is normally a range of prisons from minimum security to maximum security. It's usually based on the type of crime one has commited. Many prisoners with just a few months left on their sentences are often moved to minimum security prisons to help them re-acclimate to civilian life. There's a low chance that they'll escape with such a short time left.

  10. Whereas there was an open prison (minimum security) in the town where I grew up and there were constant rumours that the inmates would break out, go to the local off license (liquor store) and break back in. We even had occasional inmates doing building/landscaping work at my primary school. They even run a greengrocers using the produce from the prison farm. It’s now a bit of an arse to get to from where I live now, but I have bought stuff from there before.

  11. "If you're going to get illegally drunk and steal a traffic cone, make sure you're not in Pelican Bay's jurisdiction when you do so." That is NOT why an inmate is sent to Pelican Bay. An inmate is sent to a high/max level prison because he has a violent criminal history. Additionally, an inmate is sent to SHU because he has assaulted a Correctional Officer or another inmate, been caught with drugs or weapons while in the general population, has requested protective custody, or is a real threat to himself or others. Think of SHU as a jail within the prison. And believe it or not, some inmates prefer SHU to gen. pop.

  12. I like your vids, but I’d recommend a bit more research lest you appear uninformed. Pelican Bay has a purpose. It’s not for people who steal traffic cones or or other minor crimes. It’s not even for most felons. PB houses the most violent felons who cannot be put in other prisons because of the propensity for their victimizing OTHER inmates. Your traffic cone comment suggests a certain bias and devalues your content to the level of other YouTube pulp. Take the input for what it’s worth…

  13. Why would you torture a prisoner into going completely mad? At some point they're going to leave that place, and then what? They're angry AND nuts now. Leaders of the free world indeed.

  14. I'd send first time gang violence offenders into the military. The guys bigger and stronger and smarter enforcing the discipline and making them useful to society. Besides, in a city near where I live the chance of a young black male dying is higher than in the Army.

  15. I heard of a German guy who was caught with some hashish in the Maldives. Sentenced to a tropical island he found a girl, fell in love and when his term was over, he stayed there. "Its a paradise", he said.

  16. The U.S. should invade Mexico and every state down to Pannama.
    All prisoners, government officials, military's, and 80% of the population of peoples should be purged.

  17. I used to work at the Indiana State Prison which was also the most violent prison in the Midwest at the time. It houses Indiana's death row and a segregation cell house. It also has it's very own minature golf course.

  18. "Justice in Norway sometimes seems to lack a bit of – justice." But "…it really works." It's interesting how often things that "really work" are ignored because of "common sense."

  19. All I can say is……………………………………..you guessed it.

    GGGGgggggaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr me maties!!!!

  20. Ah yes, prison. The most twisted form of revenge ever conceived. And then SHU is like revenge for people who aren't getting revenged hard enough. At some point we should probably drop pretense and start executing people in solitary. I would rather be dead and I'm sure many of them agree

  21. Prison isn't supposed to be a picnic there sent there to do their time I step out of line what do you want him to do tickle their balls with a feather I'll look at it this way if you want to be a jackass you get sent to the shoe you deserve every damn thing you get I have zero tolerance 4 s*** like that feeling sad for prisoners oh don't you just feel so sad because they're having a mental problem well it seems like they had a mental problem before they got their don't you think cuz nobody in their f**** right mind goes out and Rob's steals holds up Bank rapes little kids sorry I have zero compassion for prisoners sorry they pick the do wrong so you really want me to feel sorry for him okay I feel sorry that we don't put more of the bastards to death

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